gepetto


a guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).
i was in a club in barbados. it was full of dudes, but yet gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.
simply put: a pedophile
1. that bernie fine looking fellow over there is a total gepetto.

2. don’t bend over little boy! that priest is def a gepetto.

3. the curly, greasy hair on giuseppe’s head gave him the appearance of being a gepetto.
a girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as pinnochio).
dat beotch is totally yanking yo string – she tinks she is gepetto yo!

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