Geppetto


a funny spin on the word pedophile. this is based upon the story of pinnochio where geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. plus it’s also fun to say “geppettophile”
dude, stop trying to get with little boys you geppetto.
verb. the s-xual act of fisting a woman’s -ss and working her hole like a puppetmaster. when performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a madame. (she was a puppett in the 70’s. google it.)
dude, your mom’s so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her -ss without lube!

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