Gerber Squirtin’
a term used to describe the act of a prep-b-scent boy masturbating.
synonyms: baby jerkin’
antonyms: prune juicin’
mom: “jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?”
uncle timmy: “that little b-st-rd was gerber squirtin’!”
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