Gerber Status
when your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.
john: “that girl joe’s been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!”
bill: “i’m pretty sure that chick has a kid”
john: “joe’s totally on gerber status right now!”
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caribbean slang for “glamour girl”; a woman with superior fashion sense. hence a “glamourous girl”. a very attractive woman; a stylish girl; any woman who is a fashion savant; a girl who is ahead of any fashion trends. any woman who sets fashion trends that glamma gyal has the nicest legs i’ve ever seen.
- glenning
to deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. the act of deficating directly on ones automobile. mostly done while intoxicated. similar to lloyding. “dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car” “hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser” “dude, you saved my life”
- Had to bell it!
the act of making a normal situation uneasy by making s-xual advances at your boyfriend while there all straight guys around. bran-hey guys lets watch football! bell-i would rather play with my bf’s b-lls. tim-d-mn!!! had to bell it!
- Myspaceberg
a cropped photo depicting a person (normally a fugly woman) where only 10% of their entire m-ss is visible in the photo. that girl might look hot there, but she’s probably a fatty. just look at the mysp-ceberg pic with all that cropping.
- muppet pelt
any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it’s resemblance to a skinned muppet. “the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man’s muppet pelt vest, screaming ‘puppets are living breathing things and soulden’t be killed for your fasion!’”