Gerbers

slang for the mammary glands of the adult human female derived from the popular brand name baby food. not size specific, but tends to denote a certain level of aesthetically pleasing quality.
good lord, janine’s got some epic gerbers!
something so simple that it’s for babies, just like gerber baby food.
that test was freakin’ gerber!
to consume all of the weed in sight. more generally, to steal.
man, gerber gerbered my last joint.
def 1.)
a name started by hersey kids from mt prospect. was first used to describe the lil buddy named pete, whose face looked somewhat similair to the picture of the baby on the gerber baby food bottles.
def 2.)
has since evolved to describe anything sh-tty, puny, fatty, or babyish. not good.
ex. 1)
#1- yo d-mn gerber! u smoked that whole blunt man?
pete- thats nuthin man, im the f-kin gerbilius montilius.

ex. 2)
– yo man, look at that little gerber cat. its so fat and ugly!
1) to be easy

syn= baby food, piece of cake
-francisco= yo cuddy how was that chemistry test.
-miguel= that sh-t was gerber
-francisco= oh aii man is it really gerber or semi gerber
-miguel= is that peach flavor gerber… soggy but easy to swallow
-francisco= yea buddy ima a’s that test
to act like a baby or infant
to be a gerber baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
to appear or act younger than one’s age
to have thin hair like a baby
to be chubby like a baby
to ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
to have invested in gerber insurance
“sean, you are such a gerber baby!” (sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
“hey, gerbs!” (a gerber baby’s presence is made obvious)
“yo, gerbmosis the third!”
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of ancient egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)
any s-xual activity leading into the result of “gerber sauce”.
girl 2: what the h-ll were you doing last night?
girl 2: my man was giving me some gerber….d-mn it was good.