gerbil respirator
when an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. this increases the prostate stimulation time. usually, battery powered bait aerator’s are preferred because of compactness.
rob: i got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. you got the gerbil respirator.
george: i got this d cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at walmart.
rob: ah f-ck, we forgot the tubes.
george: c’mon we’re loose enough to go tubeless. you practically need vise grips to keep the little b-st-rd in you long enough to c-m.
rob: oh do you know me!
(gay loving ensues.)
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