Gerbileus
an ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. a “gerbileus” is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.
renaldo had not p–ped for days and his abdomen was distended. he suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed pedro to put up his b-tt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: “gerbileus”.
although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a “gerbileus” that had to be surgically removed.
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