gerbilizing

gerbilizing is the act of inserting a gerbil into one’s r-ct-m for the purpose of s-xual pleasure.

proper gerbilizing requires -ssembling the following paraphenalia:

– a healthy gerbil
– duct tape
– string
– a lead pipe

one begins gerbilizing by first wrapping the animal’s claws with duct tape so that the target -n-s and r-ct-m will not be ruptured during the act. one then proceeds to lubricate the -n-s and the exterior surface of a small lead pipe. one then inserts the pipe into the target rectrum. the pipe must be inserted to a sufficient distance for the gerbil to fully enter the r-ct-m. finally, a string is tied around the gerbil’s midsection and the rodent is run up the pipe into the target r-ct-m. the pipe is then removed leaving the gerbil embedded in the target r-ct-m with only the string protruding. at this point, the gerbil will squirm and convulse inside the r-ct-m providing the target with intense rectal stimulation. once the gerbil is exhausted or -n-l -rg-sm is achieved, the gerbil is removed by tugging gently on the protruding string.

it is widely held that actor richard gere partakes in the act of gerbilizing.
-man, i heard a couple of gerbils disappeared from the science lab last week.

–dude, i just saw benny lifting a pipe from that new house they’re building on 52nd. you don’t think..

-christ, he’s at the gerbilizing again. i thought his last trip to the er scared him straight.

–dude..