Gerbilsquirts
noun
1. the perverse s-xual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her v-g-n- and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her v-g-n- and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
“grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, jenny’s got the gerbilsquirts tonight!”
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