Gerbs
verb – while physically a grown man, you’re far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.
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– um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. shut up, gerb.
– um, isn’t this a really beautiful day god has given us today?
the act or art of being one will ‘gerbs’ rathburger. also akin to being large furry smelly rodent with a distinct love of burgers, b-tches, and reality.
ders: hey, have you seen gerbs?
tb: nah, last i heard he was gerbil jousting
ders: again? that guy is such a big dirty sloppy f-gface
tb: i know, tell me about it
one gram of marijuana
yo im just gonna buy a gerb to smoke
to involuntarily expel a beverage that is in one’s mouth in reaction to a startling, usually humorous, event.
when he said that, i totally gerbed all over my shirt.
a word defined by 2 high school students referring to a guy with a relatively small p-n-s. the term “gerb” is short for gerber. gerber is used as a baby food brand name. therefore, gerb means a person with a baby sized d-ck.
person a. why is that kid so down and depressed?
person b. oh him? i heard he got that gerb.
person with gerb: “i got that big meat!”
-ssociates: “shut up gerb.”
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