Glob Yank


the glob yank is the ancient tradition of c-mming in the -ss part of a girls thong as you finish, then giving her a wedgie, sending your glob into her -ss as a token for her to remember you by.
roger: “dude i gave sasha a glob yank yesterday and she said she was still cleaning it out 2 days after!” derrick: “duuude.”

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