Gergis


a m-ssive stick of b-tter used to fight off dangerous koala bears.
norby (look that up here) – thank goodness i had my trusty gergis at hand! otherwise i would have been a gonner.

nim-nimz – wookie!
n: a person with only nine toenails, more often than not a crosby, stills, and nash fan.
wow, that is a gergis if i ever saw one.

d-mn look at that gergis.
adj: good lookin’ in some parts of west virginia, or being able to look through keyholes at the same time.
synonime: purdy
if my aunt didn’t have a mustache shed be gergis.
boy my sister sure is gergis, cept for the mustache.
1) a 300+ pound woman who shouts hamburgers out of her bosoms of love.
2)shriviled up grandpa flabs which have been rubbed down with a mixture of natural oils and ground-up special k cereal.
1)i hate going over your house ’cause your mom is a mean old gergis.
2)one time an old granps showed some girl his gergi (plural), she died.
takin a big ripper on a couch while eating macaroni and cheese
did you hear that gergis?
1) a ridiculously overweight walrus who loves to grind oat bran into his abdomen.
i wish i knew where to look for the mythical gergises.
someone who doesn’t sweat much for a fat girl.
she don’t sweat much for a fat girl.

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