Geri-Jerk
when a male, typically in his 20’s or 30’s, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
frank went to walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. she accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave frank a geri-jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
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