goonked
when a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.
dan: charles cmere! i can’t get this power strip to work. i plugged it in and everything.
charles: my n-gg- what? you can’t plug the cord into the extension! you must be goonked fam!
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- Hulu and chill
having your partner over to watch hulu, and have s-xual intercourse while doing so. poor people use “netflix and chill” rich people use “hulu and chill” “hey jolean, do you wanna come over and watch hulu and chill later? “yes, i’ll grab the condoms”
- I'm firing my laser!
an exclamation used to inform one’s friends that you’ve just had s-x. it’s also something you don’t shout to a girl when you c-m. person one: “dude, i’m firing my laser!” person two: “well done mate, well done!”
- Jess Hager
when you wrap your lips around your own p-n-s and suck gently and/or vigorously. it is recommended that no hands be used for a true jh. i gave myself such a good jess hager last night that i only lasted 2 minutes.