Gerkin Syndrome


1. term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny d-ck; an itty bitty weeny

3. d-mn!
this poor boy has the worst case of the gerkin syndrome i’ve ever seen.

the disappointment on her face said it all, “not the gerkin syndrome again”.

his gerkin syndrome was so bad that he couldn’t even measure up to barbie’s boyfriend, ken.

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