Gerking
the act of m-ssaging oneselves p-n-s.(masturbation)
josh loves gerking his small c-ck while whaching p-rnography.
slapping a woman to -rg-sm with a pickle.
the pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
gerk me, gerk me with your giant pickle!
after gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
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