german blockade
when you “bust a nut” onto a person’s eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried s-m-n.
“i’m going to give billy a german blockade when he’s asleep, because he teabagged me”
the german blockade is a swift move, requires lots of skill, but! here it is once your friend or enemy is sleeping, you yank down your pants in excitment and sqeeze a load (bust a nut) into their closed eye socket; once your friend or enemy wake up their eye will be blocked shut; thus giving them a german blockade!
chuck: hey kevin i gave your girlfriend a german blockade!
scott: no way!
ross: yes, he did , i watched it!
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