German brake


stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

this can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.
“while coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a german brake on me. don’t know what his problem was. not like i was tailgating him or anything.”

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