German Circle


a trio of s-x acts that can be performed in a loop, creating a s-xual hula hoop.

it starts out with multiple performances of the frankfurt shuffle by both partners until fully aroused. this is followed by the man eating out the woman in true munster muncher style until she comes, after which the man performs a berlin airlift to finish off. then they start again with a fresh frankfurt shuffle.
last night, my wife and i hooped through the german circle.

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