German Crash Test
during -n-l, stand on the edge of the bed with your p-n-s head barely inserted into her -ss. then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don’t get knocked out.)
her face got bruised up when i ran the german crash test on her.
Read Also:
- Rattinator
one of ratticus’ mates who lives just up the street. “hey, its rattinator” “hey, ratticus” “werd” “werd to ya mother” “werd back at ya” “werd times 2” “g-unit” “hi”
- white cracker
inoffensive, yet unsettling. racial slurs against being white just don’t seem to phase anyone. d-mn, white cracker stole my wallet.
- whitehaven
little town by the sea side, situated in c-mbria, in north west england whitehaven mart-time festival! whitehaven is a small town on coast in the north west of england, in the county of c-mbria. it has a vast (often marinal) history, expecially in rum smuggling, coal mining, and is famous as the last place in […]
- german shizer
often referred to as a “sh-t mouth” it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(sh-ts) in the womans mouth during s-x. not to be confused with dirty sanchez. “mom, why did i see you in a german shizer movie?”
- hoverfuck
the act of s-xual intercourse without substantial bodily contact other than direct genital penetration. “julie has a bad back – i had to hoverf-ck her so i didn’t hurt her.”