german curve
the curvature in a male humans p-n-s caused naturally or by frequent jerking motions to one side or up or down. the cells on one side of the p-n-s break down or stretch whilst the opposite side of the p-n-s’s cells contract forming a curvature similar to that of a banana.
jared: so i met this guy named tom at the gym the other day and was tryna get into his pants all week. finally, i got the courage to ask him to dinner just as buds but, things got heated and right before i started sucking his d-ck i realized that i couldn’t suck it because it was too curved over to the right. it was m-ssive and i know i couldn’t take it but i did my best anyways. it was like a giant, 9 inch, mutated banana.
ben: dude, i can’t believe you took a 9 inch german curve! that’s h-lla hot!
jared: i know! but don’t even ask about how it got up my -ss!
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