german flashlight
the act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your d-ck. after your w-ng is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her “tunnel” thus making your d-ck a german flashlight.
gill: i put my german flashlight in this girls tunnel yesterday. she was lit up like sat-rday night at the roxbury!
duncan: i lit up that other girl too.
j ham: i wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman…
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