German Porn

a game of s-xual noises akin to a retro german p-rn moovie (jaa).
to p-ss the -rg-sm round players accompany an “oooooh” with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of p-ssing. to change direction a “jaaa” accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. to skip a player you say “das ist gut”. “up die p–per” is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.this can be used 3 times. nominated players can either take it and continue with “ooooh” or they can refuse with a “nein!” and a wag of the finger. if refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. finally, if a player shouts “sheisse in mein mund!” the adjacent players must shout “wunderbar!” and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. if a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
player 1: ooooh (<----) player 2: oooooh (<-----) player 3: ooooh (<-----) player 4: jaaaa! (---->)
player 3: das ist gut! (– ->)

player 1: oooh! (—–>)
player 4: up die p–per (to player 2)
player 2: nein…
player 4: sheisse in mein mund!
players 1 & 3: wunderbar!!
that’s german p-rn!