German Pretzel Press


having extreme v-g-n-l s-x with a women resulting in her v-g-n- resembling a pretzel.
mike: i totally gave beth a german pretzel press

xavier: nice! i’ve only heard legends of the german pretzel press. it is said that only one possesing the p-n-s of destiny can perform such a task.
having extreme v-g-n-l s-x with a women resulting in her v-g-n- resembling a pretzel.
mike: i totally gave beth a german pretzel press
xavier: nice! i’ve only heard legends of the german pretzel press. it is said that only one possesing the p-n-s of destiny can perform such a task.

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