German Roach Job
when a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man’s p-n-s, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the p-n-s. similar to a cl-ssic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your d-ck. get’s you high as b-lls, in your b-lls.
also known as a dutch down-under hit.
bill: “hey man, how was your trip to oktoberfest?”
mike: “incredible man… got my first german roach job.”
bill: “german roach job? no sh-t?!”
mike: “ya man i was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies… it was epic!”
bill: “jealous, all i ever get is lame old bl-wj-bs….”
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