Mattene
if you have ever heard of utopian men, individuals given the name ‘mattene’ are the most beautiful, gorgeous, and attractive human beings ever to grace planet earth.
individuals by the name mattene, are known for their amiability, ravishing elegance, and enchanting charisma.
unfortunately, they come in rather smaller sizes, so if looking for said individual – hunt low.
person 1: “my god! is that… is that a… mattene?!”
person 2: “heavens have mercy, it is!”
person 1: “it’s so… pulchritudinous!”
person 2: “say what?”
person 1: “it’s s-xy!”
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