German Vampire


when a female has her period in someone’s mouth and that person runs around flapping their arms with the blood from the period drooling out of their mouth making them look like a vampire
my girlfriend who works at burger king gave me an awesome tasting german vampire last night, i ran around the city giving people kisses

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