Jailhouse Wallet
in lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one’s -n-s as a recepticle for storing important items. mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
q: “hey brah, how did you get all of those zebra cakes in past the guards?”
a: “um, duh, i just stuck’em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the swedish fish and the choco tacos. the choco tacos are a bit melty, but d-mn are they exquisite!”
or
q: “listen, broheim, how can i get a copy of the new season of entourage up in this joint?”
a: “yo, you should talk to todd, that guy has the ‘george costanza’ of jailhouse wallets.”
safe keeping / smuggling contraband in your -n-l cavity
when you in jail, use your “jailhouse wallet” to smuggle or keep safe various items.
in lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one’s -n-s as a recepticle for storing important items. mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
q: “hey brah, how did you get all of those zebra cakes in past the guards?”
a: “um, duh, i just stuck’em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the swedish fish and the choco tacos. the choco tacos are a bit melty, but d-mn are they exquisite!”
or
q: “listen, broheim, how can i get a copy of the new season of entourage up in this joint?”
a: “yo, you should talk to todd, that guy has the ‘george costanza’ of jailhouse wallets.”
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