there’s getting weird, then there’s getting german weird. it’s a whole new level of kinky.
if your girl asks to get german weird don’t be surprised if you get a feather duster in your -ss.
- smoking sponge
smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter ‘throw that cigarette , you’re smoking sponge’
- rekt scrub
when a noob gets f-cking destroyed on call of duty “get f-ckin rekt scrub””
a beautiful,funny,talented girl who is always able to put a smile on someones face really charming and has the boys going crazy shyahira is such an amazing girl
- twinkie brothers
when two bros c-m inside their girlfriends. “man now we’re twinkie brothers!”
when you are sleeping but can’t get comfortable because your p-n-s is in the way. i couldn’t fall asleep last night because my annoyrection.