Gerp


v.
to punch someone in the throat
don’t gerp anyone on the field
the best orc hunter of all time in world of warcraft
gerp killed a million mobs with one shot.
to choke on ones t-st-cl-s
(provided by the webster’s dicitonary)
i was only playing about the s-x part but she did gerp me last night. honestly
n. methamphetamine.
v. the act of being under the influence of methamphetamine; activities one does while under the influence of methamphetamine.
adj. of or like gerp or characteristics of gerp
last night i got some bomb gerp so i got all gerped and gerped my face off out in the garage for about 14 hours. the garage is totally gerp now, there’s no hiding it.
an ugly girl/guy. or a ridiculous time.
“jack you are about to hook up with a gerp. retreat now!!!”

“gary you look h-lla gerp right now.”
to choke on ones t-st-cl-s
your mom gerped my n-ts-ck.
gerp, when the prefix es is attachted, becomes an abbreviation of the genital herpes. gerpes
your mother has gerpes, then p-ssed them onto me
buzzin’ like drunk, tipsy…..also see pervin’ and swervin’
let’s get our “gerp” on!!! = let’s get drunk

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