Gerrard’s Sock
technically, a receptacle used to collect s-m-n (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.
more commonly, a w-nk sock.
colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain sat-rday early evening broadcast on bbc radio 4. whose name rhymes with hymen. which is apt as he is a bit of a c-nt.
that simon, he’s a right gerrard’s sock.
often truncated to –
that simon, what a sock.
can be used in combination with any variety of terms –
what a f-cking sock.
or even as an adjective –
what a socking tool.
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