Gertrude


the most funniest name ever
hey gertrude!
(v.) to create doubt in a proposition by insisting upon it
i always gertrude when telling people that i think unicorns “kick -ss” by first saying something like, “i don’t mean to sound queer or nothin, but…”
adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.
i went to peaksville, ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. that was gertrude!

barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.
an elongated cl-toris; so long that it dangles freely beyond the l-b– (or p-ssy-lips, if you will).
it all went brokeback mountain; i mean, how the h-ll was i supposed to know that i’d end up suckling on a gertrude. it totally f-cked with my sh-t.

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