gertrudis
the most depressed and bipolar of them all. beautiful but doesn’t see it. has friends but think she doesn’t. cares too much and gets too attached. loves animals and is an absolute bad -ss.
“don’t hurt gertrudis’s feelings. you’ll regret it.”
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