Gertums


a group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk b-tches and c-cks. gerta love ’em.
“d-mn, what a fat hoe. we gotta add it to gertums.”
“yeah yo, gert that sh-t up”

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