GERTY
a talking computer in the 2009 movie “moon”. voiced by kevin sp-cey.
sam: you need to get laid.
i’m going to go back to work.
gerty: :d
1 gerty equals 5.9742 × 1024 kilograms
he must weigh a gerty!
1. an older boyfriend with beard(s)
your boyfriend is a total gerty
an abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.
person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?
person 2: oh man i cant, i’ve gotta go visit my gerty!
person 1: dude, that’s gross.
a girl who enjoys being filmed whilst having rough s-x with many men up every orafice surrounded by images of wild boars. it is possible to tell whether a girl is a ‘gerty’ due to her large ‘-ssets’, small amount of clothing and badly dyed hair. commonly mistaken for an ess-x girl.
guy 1: ‘i had a very weird night with that girl i picked up’
guy 2: ‘did she want to be filmed having s-x with many men in a room full of pictures of wild boar?’
guy 1: ‘yeh! do you know her?’
guy 2: ‘maybe, she sounds like a gerty though’
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