Gessika
a name written only by the cruelest of starbucks employes. these people are often serial killers.
“i noticed as i walked out of starbucks that the barista wrote “gessika” on my cup instead of “jessica”. the next thing i knew there were gunshots and screaming”.
the most awesome person you will ever meet.
caring, lovable, unique and doesn’t take sh-t from no one.
gessika is so cool.. everyone likes her
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