get a perm
when someone is an absolute -rs-hole and you want to insult them in the worst possible way.
mario pulled into my parking spot. i had my car indicator on, and was waiting patiently for the traffic to p-ss before i pulled in to the kerb. just as i was about to drive forward, mario came racing down the street in his dads red alfa romao and pulled in front of me, only to steal my park. i jumped out of my drivers seat and ran over to his open window. he looked up at me with his greasy, curly, blond tipped, 80s craig maglochlin style mullet and i screamed at him, ” get a perm! “.
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