get medieval


to physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

first coined by marcellus wallace in quentin tarantino’s pulp fiction (1994).
“what now? let me tell you what now. i’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ n-gg-rs, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. you hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? i ain’t through with you by a d-mn sight. i’ma get medieval on your -ss.”
exactly what the d-mn t-tle says! this means to go spanish inquisition on someone’s -ss: thumbscrews, hooks, hot irons, needles, and anything else that reminds you of saw or hostel. just picture h-llraiser, and you’re mr.pinhead. the person you go medieval on is your own poor frank cotton.

coined by marcellus wallace in pulp fiction, towards the hillbilly who went deliverance on his rear.
“what now? let me tell you what now. i’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ n-gg-rs, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. you hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? i ain’t through with you by a d-mn sight. i’ma get medieval on your -ss.”
1) in short, getting medieval means to be getting ridiculously drunk.

2) also used when you are invited to a birthday party at medieval times and your team wins.
1) oh sh-t, (insert name here) is gonna try to down that bottle of vodka, hes gonna get medieval as h-ll if he does it.

2) (member of red team screaming to other team mates) oh sh-t, the red knight is just about to stab the yellow knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!

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