get mommed
to get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.
girl: i totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we’ll have a baby in 9 months.
girl friends to girl: what does the ept say? did you get mommed.
girl to guy: let’s get pregnant.
guy: i’m going to mom you tonight in bed and we’ll have a baby in 9 months.
to perform a s-xual act with a friend’s mother.
dude, tonight i’m totally going to get mommed by jake’s mom!
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