get off my phone


used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says “omg do yew watch ‘lost’ lol!?!?” and you obviously don’t.

then would be a good time to scream “get off my phone”.

(note: taken from glenn beck’s radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)
friend: “omgod lyk i txtd yu lyk 4teen million timez wher r u!?!?”
you: “get off my phone.”

your mother: “johnny, this is the last time i’m going to tell you to-”
you: “get off my phone.”

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