Get ready for bed


to “get ready for bed” is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you’ve had “one too many”
(you)- “hey, tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes”
(selvester stallone)- “your drunk man… maybe you should go home…”
(you)- “but i’m tired of your mom…”
(s.s.)- “ok pal! get ready for bed!” (knocks you unconscience)

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