get religion
to change up ways and policy as if having had an epiphany, often hypocritically
lost a good f-ck buddy because she wanna get religion out of nowhere for the new year, knowing d-mn well i just got brain and the whole shot from her the month before!
britney spears got religion when her father took over her affairs.
a phrase which means to find faith, or simply go to a religious service.
“todd really cleaned himself up after he got religion.”
person 1: “services start in about 10 minutes.”
person 2: “yeah, time to go get religion…”
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