shlitring


when your -n-s is loose and leaks -n-l juices down your legs. mainly feces or bl–dy diarrhea. you should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in m-ss critisizm and stench throughout your life.
excuse me teacher, i have shlitring today. may i be excused for many hours.

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