Get your dick Straight


sort of like “get your sh-t together.” means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.
guy a: “d-mn dude, i can’t figure out how to get our internet to work.”
guy b: “well you need to get your d-ck straight.”

guy x: “d-mn i just messed up three serves in a row”
guy y: “get your d-ck straight, bro.”

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