Get your Minivan on


to engage in s-xual relations while in a minivan.
going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having s-x in the back with some fat chick get your minivan on.

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    when the poon is a mud hole.too much s-x. and has fat flappy loose p-lips. “wow marinas got a pretty nasty poonrina, that dirttyyy sl-ttt”

  • peter-pooch

    the part of a woman’s abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much s-x. omg…girl…i’ve tried everything to get abs but ill never lose this peter-pooch!

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    expensive but usually useless items for showing off her office is littered with wealthware that intimidates visitors

  • Weasel lips

    a girl who sometimes doesn’t think before she does things and is very sorry and wishes she had a time machine, but doesn’t have bad intentions, and when given the chance tries to be the best girlfriend ever because she is crazy about her man. weasel lips made a joke that her man got really […]

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    a version of the word haxor or h4x0r but instead of hacker its simply s-xy “dude your sister is teh 53x0r


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