gettin tricky
when your curly haired daughter says she’s going out with friends (usually named marissa and nate), but she’s actually going to do a b-tt-ton of drugs like methamphetamines, oxy, heroin, and smokin some blunts.
renee: hey carol, i’m going out with some friends tonight.
mom: who is it?
renee: just marissa and nate.
mom: oh okay, they sound like good kids.
-renee smirks and snickers-
renee: bye!
mom: don’t forget to powder the vein on your nose!
-5 minutes later-
renee: we’re gonna be gettin tricky tonight!
marissa: tricky tricky tricky!
nate: it’s trickaaaaay!
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