Getting Awesome
when enthusiastically plowing a chick from behind, her face can easily get jammed into the bed/carpet/trunk of your car. sometimes she will try to tell you “get off me,” but the words will be miraculously m-ffled – this will sound like she is saying “get awesome.”
so put up your arms, flex, and continue to do what you were doing, hands-free. if there is a mirror nearby, high-five it. this is the american dream, and you are living it.
i was railing this chick the other night, and i was totally getting awesome like american psycho. then i smoked a cigar with general patton.
vomiting, esp. while drunk.
johnny’s had a bit too much to drink; he’s in the bathroom getting awesome.
when some people drink they become sad, miserable, -ssholes, violent or b-tches.
for those who become a greater form of thier previous self…they don’t get drunk, they get awesome
i am so getting awesome tonight.
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