Getting EPIXed
when you have fios and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel “epix” that you somehow don’t have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.
hey look, the indiana jones they never play on tv is on! f-ck my t-ts, it’s the only channel i don’t have! i’m f-cking tired of getting epixed!
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