Getting FIFA’d
the inability to sleep because at the same time that you are trying to sleep your roommate starts playing fifa or some other video game. they then proceed to curse and scream at the tv when things aren’t going their way, further preventing you from sleeping.
i haven’t got much sleep lately, i keep getting fifa’d by my roomate.
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