gettysburg handjob


violent masturbation. usually to the point of bloodshed. done unto oneself. (get it? the bloodiest battle is the civil war. civil war is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
he was icing his junk this morning. must have given himself a gettysburg handjob last night.

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